Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

13-May-1964


United States


Comedian

Versatile Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an author, actor, producer, television host, media critic and comedian. Colbert coined ‘Word of the Year 2006’- truthiness. Tyrone, the youngest of 11 kids was born with a cheeky charm. His satirical persona fetched him 2013 Emmy award for the best variety show. He created sketch for Exit 57 and Strangers with Candy. He’s famous for CBS talk show ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ that lasted for 10 years. Stephen wrote ‘The Dana Carvey Show’, voiced ‘The Ambiguously Gay Duo’ and did a live action version with Fallon, Helms and Hamm. In his teens, he was associated with ‘A Shot in the Dark’- a Rolling Stones cover band. Being close to his family, he mourned the death of his brothers by delving into the world of books and wrote tribute ‘The Colbert Report’ dedicated to his late mother, who motivated him to pursue acting. The bestselling book ‘I am America’ is the brainchild of this registered Democrat. Colbert continues to entertain and inspire others with satirical comedy. To appreciate Colbert's years of insightful comedic genius, we've compiled some of his most memorable quotes. We have excerpted his quotes from his writings, speeches, general life and shows. Presenting a collection of Stephen Colbert Quotes about Christianity, Trump, America, graduation, truthiness, Jesus and much more.

QUOTES BY Stephen Colbert


If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

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