I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.

You've gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they're not a part of the whole social media world.

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, 'Will you all just shut up!' And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, 'What are you doing?!' I was like, 'You better get up here! I don't play the fighting games.'

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.

No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'

I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.'

There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business, I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he's talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.

Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'

My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.

'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.

I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you're going in your career by the company you keep.

Stand-up is my baby.

HartBeat Productions is a company established by me; it's mine. I run it. I have employees.

I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.