And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

Chinese people age overnight.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

When I did these psychological characters like the drug addicts, the ones who were rejected and dejected, I started to feel a sort of melancholia which was very unnatural for me to have at a teenage. Then I avoided those characters.

Physically, it is very demanding as an actor, and I don't want to put a lot of focus on that, but I think it is emotionally and mentally a lot more... It can completely twist you... We abandon ourselves for days and months, and by the end of it, we are twisted people which you make fun of.

As it is, relationships are difficult, aren't they?

From my side, there was no acceptance to this fact that I am any less than anyone around me. So there was a certain discomfort that I felt growing up that I am not seen as I want to be seen as.

It's very hard to live in an environment where you're reminded, constantly told that your existence just happens to be here... That you are not meant to be here.