"It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that, in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things."

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything"

"It is not the critic who counts. Not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause. Who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. More than that no man is entitled to, and less than that no man shall have."

"No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it"

If a woman gets tough in negotiations, she's difficult, whereas a man would be considered a brilliant businessman.

A little jewellery on a man is OK, although he should never wear too much. Every man should always have a great watch.

"A man will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body -- the wishbone."

“Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?” 

“In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.” 

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.

Elves are cool, man.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.

I was into Spider Man when I was a kid and that was the only comic I've ever read.

What an honor it was to step into the shoes of Nelson Mandela and portray a man who defied odds, broke down barriers, and championed human rights before the eyes of the world.

My dear brothers, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, for man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires.