Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren't for the cartoon figures being real guys...

You've got to get out and pray to the sky to appreciate the sunshine; otherwise you're just a lizard standing there with the sun shining on you.

The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he's getting it.

We can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed.

He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things.

To Vik Lovell who told me dragons did not exist, then led me to their lairs ...

He knows that there's no better way in the world to aggravate somebody who's trying to make it hard for you than by acting like you're not bothered.

He who walks out of step hears another drum.

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

I listened to them fade away till all I could hear was my memory of the sound.

I don't think you fully understand the public, my friend; in this country, when something is out of order, then the quickest way to get it fixed is the best way.

But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain.

You had a choice: you could either strain and look at things that appeared in front of you in the fog, painful as it might be, or you could relax and lose yourself

People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.

What makes people so impatient is what I can't figure; all the guy had to do was wait.

Good writin' ain't necessarily good readin'.

No, my friend. We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind. Would you like me to decipher a Rorschach for you?

He Who Marches Out Of Step Hears Another Drum

Rules? PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!

Plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom.

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

Country seems to be finding a bigger audience. Certainly an audience out of the general country scene is finding me.

Sometimes I just cry at random stuff!

Don't let it be you”