"Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them."

"His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man."

"There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."

"Women and elephants never forget."

"Women think with their whole bodies and they see things as a whole more than men do."

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least."

"I do respect them; I have great respect for women. In fact, one of the reasons 'The Apprentice' was such a successful show for so many years, the audience of women was fantastic."

"The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."

"If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race."

"The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her."

"The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel."

"Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify hers"

"I talk democracy to these men and women. I tell them that they have the vote, and that theirs is the kingdom and the power and the glory. I say to them ''You are supreme: exercise your power.'' They say, ''That's right: tell us what to do;'' and I tell them. I say ''Exercise our vote intelligently by voting for me.'' And they do. That's democracy; and a splendid thing it is too for putting the right men in the right place."

"If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all."

"If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all."

"Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men."

"The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."

"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them."

"Despite what anti-aging ads say, growing older can be better. I feel better in my skin, 100 percent. You have greater effects of gravity, but the better sense of yourself you have is something I wouldn't trade. Women who lie about their age - 'why?'"

"Models, even male models - how small they've gotten! It looks great for the clothes, but it's not what you want in real life."

"Men take much more notice of older women in France, so I might move there. I think I'm a good bet."

"When I was young, I couldn't imagine women of 60 falling in love. For one thing, people used to stay married; they weren't out in the jungle, searching for romance. Besides, these women just looked so ancient - permed hair, beige cardis."