QUOTES by Groucho Marx
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"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
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"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it."
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
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"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
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"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Quote by -Groucho Marx