You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.

For one thing, you need a lot of self-confidence to be on the top of your field. There are times probably where I appear to be over-confident or arrogant. It's really in the eye of the beholder.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I've always loved the 'Weekend Update' people.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I turned down 'American Gigolo.' There are many films - like 'Ghostbusters' - that I turned down... The first one I did was 'Foul Play' with Goldie Hawn, but I turned down 'Animal House' - I turned that down.