Josh Billings

Josh Billings

21-Feb-1818


United States


Comedian

QUOTES BY Josh Billings


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

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