You have to be odd to be number one.

“Being crazy isn’t enough.”

“They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“Oh the things you can find, if you don’t stay behind!”

“In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.”

“How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?”

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

“Simple it’s not, I am afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.”

“I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.”