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To be humble to superiors is duty; to equals is courtesy; to inferiors is nobleness; and to all, safety!
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I tell you I’m not good, you’ll know I’m lying.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If you make an ass out of yourself, there’ll always be someone ready to ride you.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
Do not hold to what you have. It is like a ferry boat for people who want to get across waters. Once you have got across, never bear it on your back. You should head forward.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If you don’t aim at an object, how the heck on earth do you think you can get it?
Quote by -Bruce Lee
For all their compliments do verses pay? They mayn’t, yet these same poems make me gay.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
If you learn that someone is speaking ill of you, don’t try to defend yourself against the rumours; respond instead with, ‘Yes, and he doesn’t know the half of it, because he could have said more’.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
If someone responds to insult like a rock, what has the abuser gained with his invective?
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
He who has a vehement desire for posthumous fame does not consider that every one of those who remember him will himself also die very soon.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Let us overlook many things in those who are like antagonists in the gymnasium. For it is in our power, as I said, to get out of the way and to have no suspicion or hatred.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Begin – to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
It is just charming how people boast about qualities beyond their control. For instance, ‘I am better than you because I have many estates, while you are practically starving’; or, ‘I’m a consul,’ ‘I’m a governor,’ or ‘I have fine curly hair.’
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
How strangely men act. They will not praise those who are living at the same time and living with themselves; but to be themselves praised by posterity, by those whom they have never seen or ever will see, this they set much value on.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
“A cucumber is bitter.” Throw it away. “There are briars in the road.” Turn aside from them. This is enough. Do not add, “And why were such things made in the world?”
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Always observe how ephemeral and worthless human things are, and what was yesterday a speck of semen tomorrow will be a mummy or ashes.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Under no circumstances ever say ‘I have lost something,’ only ‘I returned it.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius