Funny Quotes
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"Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever."
Quote by -Charles Lamb
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
Quote by -Lucille Ball
"I'm a terrible cook. I am not allowed to go in the kitchen anymore after I almost burned down the apartment in New York."
Quote by -Catherine Zeta-Jones
"I rub a mixture of honey and salt all over my body to moisturise and exfoliate. You wash it off and your skin is gorgeous."
Quote by -Catherine Zeta-Jones
"Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw."
Quote by -Oliver Goldsmith
"Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy."
Quote by -Bo Jackson
"I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I'm proud to say that I'm not a one-trick pony."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing."
Quote by -Carol Burnett
"I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one."
Quote by -Cameron Diaz
"I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me."
Quote by -Dawn French
"Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman"
Quote by -Dawn French
"It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers."
Quote by -David Sedaris
"I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer."
Quote by -David Sedaris
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
Quote by -Macaulay Culkin
It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile.
Quote by -Zora Neale Hurston
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
Quote by -Whoopi Goldberg
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
Quote by -Whoopi Goldberg
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.
Quote by -Will Ferrell
I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that's a big part of comedy.
Quote by -Will Ferrell