I'm like Ann Coulter in a way. I talk in public and on the record the same way I talk to my friends in bars. I don't censor myself.

Every old dude hates young people.

I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go 'Heh' and get on with their day. I essentially... make comic books.

Baby boomer media like 'The Times' is a laughingstock, and we should do whatever we can to ridicule it.

Have you ever seen Michael Wolff? Now, this isn't a fact, this is just my theory, but he has a gay face.

I want almost no laws, I want the smallest government possible. I don't want anyone telling anyone what to do.

Once you have your schtick that you think is good, unless you got something way better, just do that.

I think all indie filmmakers should just give up on distribution.

I would think Australians would understand 'guy talk' better than most. Definitely better than Brits.

After leaving 'Vice Magazine' a couple of years ago and working only part time on boring administration stuff, I made antagonizing the press almost my full time job.

Now Nazis, if they know one thing, it's what a swastika looks like.

I'm not a violent extremist. I'm not even violent.

Every time I see my words quoted, I go, 'Yeah!'

I don't think the Ramones knew they were inventing punk. They were trying to be rockabilly.

Being the patriarch means having to exercise discipline every waking moment, and that includes the second you wake up.

Arianna Huffington is only rich because of her man entrepreneur husband.

In Canada, we didn't really pay attention to American hardcore outside of maybe Minor Threat. It was all about British punk.

If you create a neighbourhood, you should live in it.

Dealing with babies is nothing to be afraid of. Just keep their nails trimmed, and you're good.

The Right isn't violent; the Left is. By allowing these sociopaths to shut down free speech with violence, you are all but demanding a war.

I was an anarchist punk, and I think, in many ways, I still am.

My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'

I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them.

In the matriarchy, which happens in a little microcosm across the blogosphere, we have these mini 'women in control' societies. And what I've noticed... is, under the guise of empowering women, they end up being real cruel. And I think, 'Jeez, here in my patriarchy, we wouldn't do that.'