I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

Most musicians remain poor. But the music that they make, even if it does not bring them millions, gives millions of people happiness.

"I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy think I'm just happy..."

The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion

Nature made me happy and good, and if I am otherwise, it is society's fault.

Why should we build our happiness on the opinons of others, when we can find it in our own hearts?

It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something I'm proud of. It's time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and I'm the king of video and so what?

And perfect happiness? Man, that's a...the pool is about 92 degrees, the Jacuzzi is about 102 and an avocado farm.

"Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After."

"I only want my work to make people happy."

"Oh, this happiness is strong stuff. It's marvelously liberating."

"The dream of being invisible . . . When I find myself in an environment where I can enjoy the illusion of being invisible, I am really happy."

"Never seen the sea! How could anyone not have seen the sea? Surely the sea must somehow belong to the happiness of every child."

"Happy is the civilization which can breed men accustomed from infancy to regard certain at least of the ego's natural activities as unthinkable."

"Happiness is a state of mind, you know. I don't think you are permanently happy. One is happy about certain things and not so happy about others."

"Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them"

"If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I will never know happiness. For I am possessed by a fever for knowledge, experience, and creation."

"If happiness is the absence of fever then I will never know happiness. For I am posessed by a fever for knowledge, experience and creation."

"When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even."

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

"I say that and I wasn't exactly happy with it. There were a bunch of games where I thought I could have pitched better. It's just when I look back at say five or six games where I had ... a 4-0 lead and, boom, it was 4-3. I'm sitting there, now I've got a one-run lead. When I got a lead earlier in my career, I ran with that. I pitched well, but there were a handful of games where I just should have done better."

"I'm just happy we are in the race for the Pac-10 title again."

"I think that's a credit to all past Husky teams. I'm happy to be part of it."