"Her need is so immense that you become surrounded by it; this need is so enormous that you realize you can actually control it, and I know this because I've done it before."

"I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs."

"What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it."

"If you can’t make a girl come why even bother? That always seemed to me to be like writing questions in a letter."

"I'm thinking about the beautiful boy on the treadmill wearing the I STILL HAVE A DREAM T-shirt and realize that it might not have been ironic."

"To be a consistent winner means preparing not just one day, one month or even one year - but for a lifetime."

"I ran my fastest marathon in the rain."

"The marathon can humble you."

"With with these points in mind go forth, enjoy Mother Nature, and celebrate your return to what you're supposed to do, live as an athlete."

"Management means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle, of knowledge for folklore and superstition, and of cooperation for force. . ."

"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."

"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."

"`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity."

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."

"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"

"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano."

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."

"It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything"

"He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150."

"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~"