The Internet is so crazy, and you're exposed to so many things. In an hour, you can really jump around.

I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.

I don't think I've had a job since I worked for my father's construction company.

I do weird things, and people watch.

My success, literally, is your success figuratively.

Please don't stick with me if I start sucking.

I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic.

I think because of the Internet I was able to study comedy from quite a young age and watch a lot of comedy.

Your hard work and talent will not pay off.

I'm still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them.

I'm just a giddy teenager who would like to break into show business any way I can.

Don't worry, I'm hilarious.

I don't want you to think I'm better than people or that I know better than people.

You got to take a deep breath and give up. The system is rigged against you.

I have a show on MTV called 'Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous.' I think that's a secret to a vast majority of America.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

I just like to write and then perform.

I was doing theater in my high school, and I started writing sort of silly songs on the piano backstage in summer theater. I eventually put them online and started getting this little following.