If you're pretty, you want to be ugly. If you're loud, you want to play quiet. You always want to challenge people's expectations.

I've actually enjoyed my time in L.A. more than a New Yorker is supposed to.

I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.

I do not like not having Wi-Fi in general, but certainly not on a plane. I fall apart.

I can be a bit of a nervous flyer.

I would never be a contestant on my own show. I would never speak to me, and I'd never sign the release.

I have this ongoing obsession with Meryl Streep.

I did see one Tyler Perry movie in the theater. My friends and I went to see, I believe it was, 'Why Did I Get Married?'

My favorite Tyler Perry movie? Ugh, how can you decide? For me, it's basically like: Kurosawa, Tyler Perry, Martin Scorsese, in that order.

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

Society would be better off if Billy Eichner started getting more dramatic work.

Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.

You grow older, you evolve.

I don't think my voice has changed very much when it comes to things that I create. It's just my perspective, my point of view, and I guess that really hasn't changed very much. Luckily, it hasn't had to change in order for me to work.

I have a vivid memory of loving Keith Hernandez, the first baseman for the '86 Mets. I grew up in Queens, so when the Mets won the World Series that year, it was a big deal.

I came out to my parents when I was a junior in college. And it was pretty fine. They were more concerned with why I wasn't dating anyone. But now I'm 36, and I still don't date anyone.

I loved 'Solid Gold!'

When I came out to my parents, I knew that they knew. My father was like, 'Are you sure?' I literally said, 'You took me to see Barbra Streisand at Madison Square Garden.'

It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it.

Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fat guy, but at least he has a beautiful wife - they balance it out.

'Billy on the Street' is the hardest thing that I will ever do.

I did start out as an actor. I went to Northwestern; I did musicals. I did plays.

No one puts higher expectations on themselves than I do.

I'm a very outside-the-box kind of guy.