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You have to have a thick skin, yes. If you're going to do something as foolhardy as standup, you've got to be able to take it on the chin if someone has a go at you.
Bill Bailey
I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.
At school, I was bored with the teachers, and there were moments where I felt they were singling me out.
You spend a lot more time on your own as an only child. And there's space to allow your imagination to take flight.
A lot of the time, you need to find the right home for ideas. You know, sometimes you think 'oh this'd be a sitcom, oh, no it wouldn't, it'd be a drama, or an educational thing, or a doco or something.' I've got loads of ideas and you just have to keep sending them and pitching them.
You have to go to Scotland at all times of the year - in order to appreciate the times when the sun does come out.
But being in 'Doctor Who' is a dream come true. I've been a fan since I can remember watching TV.
It's a lovely moment when everyone's part of something greater than the sum of its parts. That encapsulates what a comedy gig should be, with the comic as the lightning rod, the Norse mischief god, getting the audience to do something they wouldn't necessarily do.
When I was in Cardiff, playing with the National Orchestra of Wales, they said they get letters from people complaining if they're smiling during the concert. Nuts, isn't it? As if you have to respect the solemnity of the music by not smiling. Music is this joyful thing that enriches our lives, and you're not supposed to smile?
I was asked to do an ad campaign for a supermarket once. I was baffled. It's strange when you realise your popularity or reputation is a marketable commodity; it's a stock, a currency.
I met Amy Winehouse a few times and she was always funny, charming and self-deprecating - just a delight to be around.
I hate all those celebrity sculptures like Tussauds, where everyone is dressed in spangly suits and they are all smiling.
Riding a horse and using a phone camera is tricky but if you don't take pictures or record the moment, you lose it. You want to have a record of it.
I prefer the simple things and I love walking in the countryside, or going camping... but simplicity is hard. It's easier to over-complicate things.
There was an existential moment - I don't know if I want to call it crisis - when I turned 50 and I felt 'this is interesting; how did this happen?' It affected me in a way I wasn't expecting. It made me pause for reflection.
The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.
Melbourne has great eateries and you can go birdwatching.
I did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints and almost got lost in a blizzard.
Doing comedy around the world is a way of finding out how people tick.
We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is the greatest joke of all, albeit quite depressing.
Family helps you make clearer choices about things. Your priorities become clearer. Your obligations become clearer, and that is something I welcome.
I was an only child but I never longed for a sibling. It just didn't occur to me.
My mother was a classic matriarchal figure. She'd sing round the house and always had music on.
My grandfather had strong opinions. He was an argumentative character and quite staunchly socialist.