Bond is fantasy.

I don't think I've ever made any good financial decisions.

I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.

I enjoy performing for heavily armed people. It's easier than going to Georgia.

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven't done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people.

Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.

I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.

Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter.

I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!'