Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Reality: What a concept!

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Guys are really lucky. We become our authentic selves the older we get.

Look, I owns guns.

There's this unbelievable bias and prejudice against quote-unquote good-looking people, that they can't be in pain or they can't have rough lives or be deep or interesting.

As a person navigating the waters of public scrutiny, you are often unable to hold on to personal heroes or villains. Inevitably you will meet your hero, and he may turn out to be less than impressive, while your villain turns out to be the coolest cat you've ever met.

What's gratifying about West Wing is that everybody told us that it couldn't be done - that the man or woman on the street didn't care about politics. But if you set things up correctly, people don't have a problem with it.

I feel pressures to stay relevant. To stay interesting and interested. To stay at the top of my game and expand.