"A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or to listen to scientific lectures."

"The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself"

"Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen."

"If Pygmalion is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary."

"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

"You’re only as strong as your weakest member; you’re only as positive as your most negative friend."

"Theres a boy lost his way looking for someone to play theres a girl in the window tears rolling down her face were only lost children looking to find a friend"

"Love yourself and treat yourself as you would treat your very best friend. You deserve the same love you give to others."

"My best friend is the most important girl, outside of family, to me. I met her when I went to college and we bonded immediately. I'd do anything for her at any time. We phone each other every day."

"I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air."

"Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we don't understand."

"Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we do not understand."

"Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic."

"You send a boy to school in order to make friends of the right sort."

"I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice."

"Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults."

"Friend of my bosom, thou more than a brother, Why wert thou not born in my father's dwelling?"

"To let friendship die away by negligence and silence is certainly not wise. It is voluntarily to throw away one of the greatest comforts of the weary pilgrimage."

"The endearing elegance of female friendship."

"A am a great friend of public amusements, they keep people from vice."

"My dear friend, clear your mind of can't."

"Friendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions"

"I didn't have any friends at school, didn't want any. I felt better being alone. I sat on a bench and watched the others play and they looked foolish to me."

"Two people who are true friends are like two bodies with one soul"