Since Trump began running for president in summer 2015, he has repeatedly used his hotels and golf courses as venues for his campaign events - and paid himself for the privilege.

Because of a jury-rigged and outdated system meant to track deaths, the government has trouble determining exactly which Americans are deceased.

The Trump campaign generally does not respond at all to my requests for information - either requests for broader data on Trump's charitable giving or narrow requests for information about specific subjects, like the $20,000 portrait of himself that Trump seems to have purchased with money from his charity.

We are in the era when I go home and have dinner with my kids and put them to bed, and hours later I go to Twitter, and the world has changed.

If you have Trump avoiding income tax and money coming in, and then he's still able to control it and use it as if it was his income to help his interests, then you're starting to see a bigger legal problem.

If you're the president of a charity, you can't take the money out of the charity and use it to buy things for yourself. And you can't take the money out of the charity and use it to buy things for your business.

Nonprofits such as the Trump Foundation are prohibited from giving political gifts.

If I'm owed money, but I say, 'Don't pay me, pay my cousin. Don't pay me, pay my charity,' you can do that, but then the IRS requires that you pay income tax on that. It's your income if you earned it and you directed where it went. If you exercised control over where the money went, you have to pay income tax on that.

We Harvard students live in a tourist attraction with movie stars and geniuses; we're recognized on all continents as the creme of the brulee, the syrup on the pancakes of greatness. Yet most of us complain like vegans at a barbecue cook-off.

Trump has a lot of contacts in the world of charity because he rents out ballrooms, hotel ballrooms, the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago to charities. Charities are often the ones that rent out these ballrooms for big events.

You could be a corrupt doctor, but at least you have to go to the medical school first. Right?

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.