The number one rule of fishing is be quiet. Don't scare the fish!

I'm good in an emergency.

In the grownup world an apology tour is just for show.

I always think if I'd had kids that I'd manage them like I do my dog Margaret: camps, playdates, naps, and lots of snacks. They'd all be fat.

We're all the stories we tell ourselves.

Any show that has 'party non-invite' as its central conflict drums up the operatic high drama of a good Russian novel. It's the 'Real Housewives' Crime and Punishment:' first the horror of a non-invitation, and then the shattering aftermath.

A girl's girl doesn't trash another girl's career.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a delusional Housewife in possession of an audience must be in want of a ludicrous storyline.

It's common procedure in the industry for people with little or no professional writing experience to get a book deal because of their profile, and then hire a writer.

I'm nothing if not consistent.

Publishing is a tough business.

I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often.

I didn't marry into the Kennedy family, I married Anthony Radziwill. I'm proud of him and his family, the Radziwills. They exist, they're real, and they are separate from the Kennedys.

You can call someone a lousy writer. You can say you hate their book. You can even call a person 'white trash' but you can't go on television and slander a person's career. It's illegal, even on reality shows.

I never call myself a Kennedy cousin. In fact, when I signed my contract with Bravo, I made it very clear that they were not allowed in promos to refer to me as a Kennedy cousin. I'm not that person. I don't feel it.

I don't consider myself part of the Kennedy family. It's almost like a little point of honor. I'm a DiFalco at the end of the day. An Italian-American from upstate New York.

I read somewhere on the Internet that I have $50 million, and I think what they meant was 50 million pesos.

The rumors of Radziwill fortune have been vastly overstated.

I was definitely not one of the cool girls in Suffern High School.

I may not have inherited wealth, but I have some inherited humility.

News flash: A girl's girl doesn't try to shame another girl about her age.

Age-shaming women is abhorrent.

Blogs are nothing more than a personal meandering diary for public consumption - a narcissist's dream. So you can imagine when bloggers take themselves - and their blogs - seriously, it's super annoying.

Only children believe that apologies fix everything.