Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

I feel like I just grabbed a big juicy worm with a right sharp hook in the middle of it.

I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard.

I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.

I'll never forget when me and Jason Matthews wrote the line, 'Don't be a tape player hater,' in 'Country Man,' I don't think I ever laughed harder. We didn't know where we were gonna put that in a song, but we knew we had to make it into a song. I just remember laughing and being so proud of such a goofy little line.

My focus is trying to make great music and putting on great shows, and whatever happens beyond that is a bonus to me.

I've always enjoyed things going at a nice pace, nothing too fast, nothing too crazy.

I'm a big sports fan in general.

I want to be comfortable on TV. If I'm comfortable, they're comfortable watching me. I think nothing's more icky than watching icky on TV.

I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away.

How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'

For me, Robbie Williams was a massive influence when I was growing up. But also Cheryl Cole. Being in her presence was intimidating, because she's so hot.

I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.

I am going slightly deaf in my right ear. It's tinnitus... something like that.

My personal tastes... I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things. I quite like American music, like The Fray, I'm a massive fan of them, and The Killers.

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.