I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

I loved my friend He went away from me There's nothing more to say The poem ends, Soft as it began- I loved my friend.

I'm obsessively opposed to the typical.

“I was the problem and in five seconds, I could push myself and become the solution.” 

I tend to write better when I'm not touring.

A sense of timing is the mark of a genius.

A positive attitude means all the difference in the world.

If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist.

I perceive God everywhere in His works. I sense Him in me; I see Him all around me.

I lived the stuff that Jackie Collins writes about.

I've been on the cover of every magazine in the world.

But as a young model, I never felt as beautiful as I looked.

I grew up in an abusive home and was told on a daily basis by my father that I would never amount to anything and that I looked like a boy.

Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.

I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery!

My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976.

What's my motto when it comes to money? Don't put so much emphasis on it!

Follow sound business trends, not fashion trends.

I'm aiming to become the white Oprah.

As the saying goes, I want to be the best-looking corpse there is.