Everybody's got stories. I don't want to not have stories.

I'm a call-sheet junkie. I love being on set. So, the hardest thing for me is dealing with all this idle time. That's when I get into trouble.

I'm Richie Rich. I land in New York, secretly thinking I'm like the coolest guy in the world.

I'm not a celebrity, I've kind of been under the radar, has kept it easier for me to maintain a career.

I'm not a star, I'm an actor.

Once you make a studio 700 million dollars or so, or whatever the insane number is, then they finally seem to trust you, no matter how off-the-wall your project is.

I don't know if I've had my share of drama, but I've definitely had my share of hard times.

Hopefully, we can build a rivalry and we'll be able to do this a lot. Make a legacy, then retire champions.

P. Diddy gave me his valet ticket once... because he thought I was the valet lady.

There's no reason for anybody to jump out of bushes to take pictures of me. I'm not doing anything exciting.

I'll talk to any stranger about everything. I'm not guarded.

Deadlines are meant to be broken. And I just keep breaking them.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

So we strive for perfection in the areas in which we can control, and that isn't necessarily what provides contentment and joy for ourselves and, more importantly, for our children.

We all live in a time where we're supposed to have choices and how do we wrangle that and how do we make the best choices for ourselves and our families. It has nothing to do with feminism.

It was very flattering when Manolo Blahnik named a shoe after me.

I was actually looking at comedies and wondered, 'Why is every comedy for a women a romantic one? I was so done! Then I said, 'Could I look at every script Jim Carrey rejected?' It didn't center around me getting a man.

I was actually looking at comedies and wondered, 'Why is every comedy for a women a romantic one? I was so done! Then I said, 'Could I look at every script Jim Carrey rejected?' It didn't center around me getting a man.

There is something sexy about a computer nerd.

They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, Nor spake, nor moved their eyes; It had been strange, even in a dream, To have seen those dead men rise.

Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs Upon the slimy sea.

Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drank the milk of Paradise.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Hollywood has definitely grown, in embracing the inclusion of Latinos in the world, because, for some time, we didn't exist. We were not part of any stories.