"To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing."

"If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life."

"I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened."

"You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!"

"Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine."

"My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower."

"I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid."

"I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd."

"I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training."

"Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me."

"A good corroborating chain, if they fail in the last link, the whole will fall to the ground."

"I went from 220 pounds that I cut down for 'Moneyball' to almost 270-280 pounds for 'Ten Year.'"

"Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card."

"Both 'OC' and 'Everwood,' there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day."

"I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use."

"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

"I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good."

"I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets."

"I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me."

"If one day someone came up to me and was like, 'Look, you're never going to act again,' I don't know what I would do."

"I would definitely not rule out doing television, in the future, because I think it's a great medium for telling stories."

"As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role."

"You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments."

"I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading."