"No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful."

"Only I can change my life. No one can do "it "for me."

"Comedy = tragedy + time."

"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."

"You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself."

"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go."

"Because nobody goes though life without a scar."

"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing."

"It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others."