"I have felt the wind on the wing of madness."

"I feel I'm very sane about how crazy I am."

"I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been out of football for over 10 years, and out of baseball for a little over six years and I don't go to games."

"Avoidable human misery is more often caused not so much by stupidity as by ignorance, particularly our ignorance about ourselves."

"You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that."

"I've always been a huge fan of Julia Roberts. Without her what would the world be like?"

"New Rule: While you're telling me how your March Madness bracket is doing, you must also fill me in on your vacation and show me pictures of your kids. That way, I can not give a shit all at once."

"The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means."

All gone. All anger quelled, all desire drained, all thirst slaked, all madness past.

"The universe is mad, slightly mad."

This madness has come on us for our sins.

“If I don’t write to empty my mind, I go mad.”

“The greatest blessing granted to mankind come by way of madness, which is a divine gift.”

“Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively.”

Madness in great ones must not unwatched go.

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” 

How does one get ideas? By sheer perseverance to the point of madness.

“Our occasional madness is less wonderful than our occasional sanity.”

“Sanity is a madness put to good uses.”

Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.

Poetry demands a man with a special gift for it, or else one with a touch of madness in him.

Follow your inner moonlight; don’t hide the madness.