Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.

The people who go get an LL album want to hear LL. They don't want to hear LL trying to sound like DMX or whoever else is out there. That's not what they want to hear from me, because if they want to hear that they can go get the real thing.

I am artistic so I reserve the right to change my mind at any point. I just like to do different things. What is more important than the name is that people know that I really like acting, I enjoy it and I want people to know that I am serious.

I'm not an example for how people should live their lives. Never in my life would I ever set out to be an example for people on how to live their lives. If you need an example for how to live, then you just shouldn't have been born. Straight up.

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

I just want to keep doing what I'm doing and hopefully people will watch my movies.

Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go down to my grave accused of it and always by the same people, the ones who eat in restaurants that reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?

God gave you your own race to run, stop comparing yourself to other people. They have their race and you have yours. Run hard and don't quit.

If people throw stones at you, pick 'em up and build something.

Never assume people's motives. It's the easiest way to find yourself upset over nothing or misjudging people

Run after God. Be who you're created to be, and you'll run into the people who are doing the same thing, and those are the people that you'll want to be with.

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.