Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

We're all mad here. Im mad. You're mad

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?

It's always tea-time.

‎You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost your muchness.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or else it doesn't, you know.

If you set to work to believe everything, you will tire out the believing-muscles of your mind, and then you'll be so weak you won't be able to believe the simplest true things.

I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

I've always been a loner.

It's a curse. I ask God to take this away from me all the time. I do not like being an artist.