Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. It's only a half-inch, but every time anyone sees it, they're reminded of the six million who perished, and so am I.

When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.

My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can't change what happened.

I've never thought of it consciously... I say exactly what I think, and very often it's totally politically incorrect. I get, always, chastised for it. So it's not shtick. But I think I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.'

You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

Never floss with a stranger.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.