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If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people, you would bust on them all.
Quote by -Ralphie May
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to my fire and in doing so I've become a success.
Quote by -Ralphie May
If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I want to raise awareness about evils perpetuated on American citizens by other American citizens.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash; we had holes in our walls.
Quote by -Ralphie May
My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to be fat. That's a huge difference.
Quote by -Ralphie May
Atlanta is interesting. You have high education rates but there are plenty of regular folks. People have degrees but chop wood on weekends.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I'm blue collar, which means white trash with a job. But it also means people who take pride in what they do.
Quote by -Ralphie May
There's certain stock lines that, you know, like heckler lines, you know, like, where did you learn to whisper, a helicopter, you know? Nobody owns those. I mean, someone first wrote it but it's been so universally used that it's common and it's called stock.
Quote by -Ralphie May
The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can't tell you how many times my wife has been madder at me because cell phone coverage dropped and she thought I hung up on her.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I've got a lot of charisma, plus women are forgiving and they can be charmed.
Quote by -Ralphie May
The day you don't mess with somebody, that would be exclusive rather than inclusive. I strive to be inclusive.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I think there's too much emphasis on making sure our corporations are OK versus making sure our people are OK.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I think we can do better with our politicians. I think I'd make a good one, because I like people.
Quote by -Ralphie May
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy Hackett before they passed away.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and I leave. I don't hang out.
Quote by -Ralphie May
The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I'm too far to the left for some, too far to the right for others. I'm my own brand of comedy.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I think that I did inherit a very expressive face from my mother and my grandmother.
Quote by -Randy Rainbow
I'm very - I'm not very sure of anything in my life, but there's always been something in me that has known that I'm going to get where I'm going, one way or the other.
Quote by -Randy Rainbow
I did have a thing for mazes. When I was a kid, I remember drawing little mazes constantly and puzzles. I loved that.
Quote by -Randy Rainbow
Music in general, but really musical theater has always been a real coping mechanism for me.
Quote by -Randy Rainbow
Comedy is able to point out things in ways that more serious people cannot.
Quote by -Randy Rainbow