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I just wanna go on the record to say I talk about U2 so much, I should be their publicist. I should be added to the PR team. U2 is my favorite band of all time. I love them so much.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I like hot people being hot. How else do you explain my high school infatuation with Ricky Martin in all his shirtless glory?
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Technology has been the great equalizer: you can find your audience, you can build your brand, and the people that are into you, great. They're going to follow you to whatever platform you go to.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Flashback episodes are a tried-and-true sitcom device, but they always work!
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
It's just a wild experience to have thousands of people stand up and cheer for you.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I was a funny kid growing up, and I did improv in college and went to Pratt Institute, but I did it very informally. It was just me and some of my friends goofing around on campus.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
As scary as it is, we have to admit that there are folks in the world who only know the Roots as 'the band on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.''
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I'm a sucker for two things: Adam Lambert and songs that start out as emo as a sad episode of 'Felicity' and then drop. That. Beat.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
If I have a daughter and she grows up to be an astronaut, she's gonna end up on a Black History Month stamp.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I love how Shakespeare can really rip your heart out one second and then make you laugh the next. He's a master writer.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
The great thing about being a standard-issue, straight white person is you have so much time. Gay people, people of color, we have less time! We have to be a living Learning Annex to everybody. We don't have time to master hobbies like skipping rocks along lakes.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Say what you want about Maroon 5 not making music like the kind found on 'Songs About Jane,' the fact remains that they know how to write a really good pop song that highlights lead singer Adam Levine's falsetto.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
One of the great things about 'The Voice' is that all the judges sing their own hits, as well as covers, and do duets with each other.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Normally, I'd believe that the saying 'There's no small parts, only small actors' is a load of crock because, more often than not, actors relegated to the small-part category stay in 'Who was that guy from that thing' purgatory - however, '90s sitcom 'Friends' proved that the saying is true.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
The Roots know how to give their audience some medicine without them even realizing it.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
'Ain't It Fun,' which is about entering the real world, is bouncy and shows off Paramore's lighter side, to the dismay of some of the band's fans, who are used to the punk-rock sound.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I don't think people realize what it's like for people of color to audition for film and TV.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Feminism is being broken open, to welcome more people than just white women of a certain class.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
From the leg lamp to Ralphie's tongue getting stuck on a frozen pole to that BB-gun incident, 'A Christmas Story' has left its mark on all our brains, so much so that it sometimes feels like this story is our own.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
The reason I was drawn to the Band Perry was because they have a knack for doing rollicking country music that can sound a little rock and a little pop.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Who can forget the awesome scene in 'Independence Day' when the White House gets blown up by aliens? Sure, it looks cheesy now, but back in 1994, it was incredible.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Not going to lie: when I heard that Toni Braxton's sister, Tamar, wanted to have a music career, I was skeptical. I know she sang backup for Toni and is a great reality-TV star, but being a musician is a whole 'nother league. Well, Tamar proved me wrong.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
Sometimes when people start dating a hot piece, they take on some of their boo's characteristics unintentionally.
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If I'm going to be completely honest, I did not get the appeal of IFC's 'Portlandia' initially.
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I have to admit that I was never into the boy band craze of the late '90s and the early aughts. I was into more adult things like Ricky Martin. For reals.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
While complex acting roles are lacking for actresses, what's even more rare are female directors.
Quote by -Phoebe Robinson
I don't get much respect from the industry in general, but that's OK. I didn't get into it for respect. I got into it to make people laugh, and that's what I'm doing. That's all I give a damn about.
Quote by -Ralphie May
The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates.
Quote by -Ralphie May
When I was up for the film 'Dreamcatcher,' to play the role of an overweight kid, I was told I'm too fat to play the fat guy. That's like telling a Mexican to get a tan.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000 crunches and sit-ups a day with a trainer. I did too much, but I lost 78 pounds of fat and 18 inches around my waist in four months.
Quote by -Ralphie May
I've been enjoying classes at the gym, where people look at me because I'm fat. At the end of the workout, they're sucking air and I've beaten them because I have more heart, because I had it much harder.
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My average fan works for about $20 per hour, if they are lucky enough to have a job. And then factoring in insurance, taxes and such, they're maybe bringing home $15 per hour. If my tickets are just under $30, it took them about two hours of their life to make the money to come see my show. Why shouldn't I give them two hours too?
Quote by -Ralphie May
I never wanted to be known as a fat comic, just a comic who happens to be fat.
Quote by -Ralphie May