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Before Bianca?? I don't remember that far back! That would've been in my teens. I was working in local theater and opera, doing costumes, hair and makeup.
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I mean, there's enough people who have a job for years and are not good at it, so you should be skilled at what you do.
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I mean, I'm a drag queen, any excuse to wear a costume means it's going to be a good time.
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If you have a beard, I would suggest putting glitter on it, because it will make you look fancy.
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These are truly special days we live in - where a clown in a gown can make her very own drag queen revenge-comedy.
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It's important for me to get close to Sarah Huckabee Sanders and actually fix her makeup.
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I was always a creative child. I also liked to paint and draw. All those years of doing those types of things, I was grateful I had those experiences because it changed my life later on. I know they weren't acceptable for what society assumed a boy should do, but I think its just your passion, it's what you're drawn to.
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I generally enjoy talking with the audience - they give you so much. They've usually had a cocktail or two and they are wild, so it creates a fun environment.
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I don't take myself too seriously, I try to always encourage people when they come to see me that nothing is really serious.
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Well honestly, I do stay away from being political, especially about Trump. It's just one of those things.
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You gotta have moisturizer cause I'm old. You gotta have that. You know for every glass of wine I drink I get drier and drier so I have to keep my self well moisturized.
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Obviously I have to use makeup remover, which I have my own makeup remover called Bianca Remover, which you can buy online.
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Even if you take someone like RuPaul, no matter what she does, people are still going to find something they don't like about her. You just can't win.
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It's very awkward to watch yourself on TV because I hate the sound of my voice. It's those moments where you're like, 'I do that?'
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To get the opportunities I've gotten has been insane. But also interesting. With the Starbucks commercial, I found it fascinating that once it was on the Internet, tons of people, especially gay people, were like, 'Why did they choose drag queens to showcase our community?'
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When Logo offered me my own comedy special, I said, 'Let's make it a double.'
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The average person assumes that you're a drag queen so you're a nelly and you want to be a girl, which is not the case, and I think Drag Race has changed that for us.
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Some drag queens want to get into drag and be sexy and date boys... that ain't me.
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I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a place to find something funny.
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Oh my God, of course there's everybody in the world that I would love to work with. I mean I got to meet and work with Joan Rivers, who was my absolute favorite. Sadly I didn't get to meet Mr. Don Rickles before he passed.
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I wish I had a sad story, but I don't. Too many gay people have a sad story.
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I'm fortunate that, in real life, I love what I do and get to celebrate it.
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Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a ticket. You either get it or you don't, and it's fascinating because it's usually intelligent people with a sense of humor who get it.
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One of my favourites on Instagram is @dublin_zoetrope. He does these musical theatre/Meryl Streep/Glenn Close memes that are truly hysterical. He'll take a regular photo of them and create an entire storyline, and it makes me cackle out loud.
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No one can play crazy like Glenn Close. I loved her in 'Fatal Attraction,' '101 Dalmatians,' 'The World According to Garp' - all of those are great.
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I live in L.A. so I don't get to see much theatre anymore. They have a lot of touring shows but it's not like New York - I lived in New York for 15 years and you can walk out on the street and there's something to see.
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Rolodex of Hate' is basically how I ended up being so hateful. It's a look inside.
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I always say New Orleans is my heart. It's where I'm from. I go back, and I have a huge fondness for it.
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Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.
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What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.
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We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor.
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As a drag queen, you can pick your hair and I've made some horrible choices.
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Everything that I was ridiculed for as a child - being too feminine or wearing a dress - has made my life fabulous now.
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