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If the show is going really well and the comedian is still annoyed with the audience, chances are he's a Boston comic. That's the beauty of Boston comics.
Jim Norton
I love everything about Boston. The women are phenomenal, they're all dirty. It's just a really great place to do comedy.
I'm very careful with my money.
Americans have always been inconsistent and kind of fake with outrage, but we've just slipped totally upside-down.
Every comic says things that are going to offend someone, so we all have to defend each other with this stuff.
Obviously I'm 100-percent for freedom of expression.
I'd like to get my own TV show on, whether it's a talk show or a comedy, that I write.
I love doing the radio, and it's different every day. But stand-up is just you and the immediate reaction of the audience. So I love both.
Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it.
It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.
I'm not really great at writing things down unless for a roast or a particular event.
It's not a hard job, radio or standup, there are hard parts of it, sure. There are guys who do ten hours of construction a day don't want to hear me talk about my job being difficult. Compared to what a lot of people do, this is genuinely easy.
The more disgruntled the white people are, the happier they are to see me, that has to be it. I do really well in Boston, I do really well in Cleveland, I do really well in Philly, Jersey, certain parts of Florida. Places where there are really really aggressive white people tend to love me.
Everyone has a reason why their particular sacred cow is the sacred cow to be honored.
Language in comedy is very violent.
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly.
Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to promote something, you go on 'The Tonight Show' or 'Letterman' or whatever, you can't be dirty.
I've done 'Letterman' twice and he was friendly, he said hello as he was shaking your hand and in front of the audience, but you never spoke to him before or after.
Being 'edgy' is not just cursing. There are some things socially that are just not acceptable to make fun of. Anything with race, they really won't let you do on TV unless it's completely soft.
I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I always try to talk about where I am at and what I want.
I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.
I like being single.
The media is a very necessary thing in our country to keep people honest.
I know that I have a good career and I'm really busy, but there's always that part of my mind that's like, 'You're not doing enough, nobody knows you're alive, you're failing.'