Knowing yourself lets you understand others.

Raise boys and girls the same way.

At times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning.

Being happy is more important than anything else.

Savor kindness because cruelty is always possible later.

Expressing anger is necessary.

Alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionary.

Protect me from what I want.

Going with the flow is soothing but risky.

You confuse me with something that is in you. I will not predict how you want to use me.

Turn soft and lovely anytime you have the chance.

Boredom makes you do crazy things.

Boredom makes you do crazy things.

In a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy.

If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist.

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

If you can't laugh, you won't make it.

Sometimes it's the toughest moments that you learn the most about yourself, and the more you know yourself, the less you are willing to give away.

Once you teach people to say what they do not understand, it is easy enough to get them to say anything you like.

It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?

"You have made the moon," The Jester said. "That is the moon."

"I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?"

"You might as well fall on your face as lean over too far backwards"

"You mere device," he gnarled. "You platitude! Your Gollux ex machina!"