Baby carrots are making me gay.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?

I have friends and family that are filled with massive amounts of integrity. And it shouldn't be an oddity.

What works in a relationship of very public people is not making the relationship public - keeping it as personal as it can be. It's the only way it is real.

What works in a relationship of very public people is not making the relationship public - keeping it as personal as it can be. It's the only way it is real.

I think putting your relationship out there for people to interpret and have their own opinion about, I think it's crazy.

Perhaps that's what all human relationships boil down to: Would you save my life? or would you take it?

When I'm single, I'm one guy, and when I'm in a relationship I'm totally another. They're both a good time.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

So much is asked of parents, and so little is given.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

Be quiet, darling. Let pattern recognition have its way.

In a few decades, the relationship between the environment, resources and conflict may seem almost as obvious as the connection we see today between human rights, democracy and peace.

I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

To ask for another relationship, or another job, is not particularly helpful if we’re going to show up in the new situation exactly as we showed up in the last one.

“There is a soul-jealousy that can be as frantic as any body-jealousy.”

“Neither are the humanistic scholars and artists of any great help these days. They used to be, and were supposed to be, as a group, carriers of and teachers of the eternal verities and the higher life. The goal of humanistic studies was defined as the perception and knowledge of the good, the beautiful, and the true. Such studies were expected to refine the discrimination between what is excellent and what is not (excellence generally being understood to be the true, the good, and the beautiful). They were supposed to inspire the student to the better life, to the higher life, to goodness and virtue. What was truly valuable, Matthew Arnold said, was 'the acquainting ourselves with the best that has been known and said in the world.' [...] No, it is quite clear from our experience of the last fifty years or so that the pre-1914 certainties of the humanists, of the artists, of the dramatists and poets, of the philosophers, of the critics, and of those who are generally inner-directed have given way to a chaos of relativism. No one of these people now knows how and what to choose, nor does he know how to defend and validate his choice.”

“The needs for safety, belonging, love relations and for respect can be satisfied only by other people, i.e., only from outside the person. This means considerable dependence on the environment. A person in this dependent position cannot really be said to be governing himself, or in control of his own fate. He must be beholden to the sources of supply of needed gratifications. Their wishes, their whims, their rules and laws govern him and must be appeased lest he jeopardize his sources of supply. He must be, to an extent, “other-directed,” and must be sensitive to other people’s approval, affection and good will. This is the same as saying that he must adapt and adjust by being flexible and responsive and by changing himself to fit the external situation. He is the dependent variable; the environment is the fixed, independent variable.”