"I am a rubbish flirt."

"If a person who constantly reads is labeled a bookworm, then I was quickly becoming what might be called a tapeworm."

"I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself."

"Weird doors open. People fall into things."

"Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny."

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” 

“Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.” 

My husband wasn't put off by it - he thought it was hilarious to see me dressed as Dylan! He didn't particularly want to kiss me with stubble all over my face - it felt a bit odd! But I think he's used to it [the make-up process].