I'm not interested in promoting myself or revealing to total strangers anything about me. That's not my job.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I don't hide from cameras or anything. It doesn't bother me. I don't seek our press for the women I'm dating, but if it finds me, it finds me.

I don't care if you print something nasty about me. If it's true, fine. I don't care. But just make sure it's the truth.

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

The hand of Providence creeps among the stars, giving Slothrop the finger.

...only the exhaustive can be truly interesting.

Give an inch, he'll take an ell.

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind that I'll never die".

Baby needs a new pair of shoes,' he said. 'My baby doesn't need any shoes.

I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, the world being more interesting with you in it.

It is better to illuminate than merely to shine. Maius est illuminare quam lucere solum.

It is not theft, properly speaking, to take secretly and use another's property in a case of extreme need: because that which he takes for the support of his life becomes his own property by reason of that need

There is nothing that exists that has only one side. Even a piece of paper, thin as it is, has two sides.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

In Morocco, it's possible to see the Atlantic and the Mediterranean at the same time.

Let it be known: I am a free agent. I'm operating as an independent label. I do not have corporate sponsors. I don't have no corporate backing. I don't have no major distribution.

We can't fix what we do not address.

Eagles fly where lesser birds cannot fly, so eagles can do what lesser birds cannot do.

That day, I began to be incredulous. Or, rather, I regretted having been credulous. I regretted having allowed myself to be borne away by a passion of the mind. Such is credulity.

I was in a maze. No matter which way I turned, it was the wrong way.