Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

I could talk food all day. I love good food.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Taste everything, but swallow only what fits.

Just know what's inside your food.

I don't even know what my favourite food is anymore, as they are all such bad foods!

Eating is an agricultural act.

“Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman."

“The desire of food is limited in every man by the narrow capacity of the human stomach; but the desire of the conveniencies and ornaments of building, dress, equipage, and household furniture, seems to have no limit or certain boundary.”

I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man; I am a vegetable man, anyway.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat

I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.

One thing that I miss because we spend a lot of time in America is English food, like cooked breakfast and Sunday dinners.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

"When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes."

"The man must have a rare recipe for melancholy, who can be dull in Fleet Street."