All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what life is about.

If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what life is about.

All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Man is the Storytelling Animal, and that in stories are his identity, his meaning, and his lifeblood.

We are the only animals that tell stories to understand the world we live in.

The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise and stylistically, they are two different beasts.

We thought we had elevated animal behavior to an art form. But then we met Ozzy.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

All the animals, the plants, the minerals, even other kinds of men, are being broken and reassembled every day, to preserve an elite few, who are the loudest to theorize on freedom, but the least free of all.

As a draft-animal is yoked in a wagon, even so the spirit is yoked in this body

I am not a person and I am not an animal. There is something I am here for something I must do before I can go.

Animals eat one another without qualm; civilized men consume one another by due process of law. Co-operation

Our brains are very animal but also very strange and egotistical. We're narcissistic.

Animals are neither gods nor fiends, but men in their way without the lust and greed of man.

“Some believe what separates men from animals is our ability to reason. Others say it’s language or romantic love, or opposable thumbs. Living here in this lost world, I’ve come to believe it is more than our biology. What truly makes us human is our unending search, our abiding desire for immortality.”

“Men are reasoning rather than reasonable animals.”

“Every species of animals naturally multiplies in proportion to the means of their subsistence, and no species can ever multiply be yond it. But in civilized society, it is only among the inferior ranks of people that the scantiness of subsistence can set limits to the further multiplication of the human species;”

“Every species of animals naturally multiplies in proportion to the means of their subsistence, and no species can ever multiply beyond it. But in civilised society it is only among the inferior ranks of people that the scantiness of subsistence can set limits to the further multiplication of the human species; and it can do so in no other way than by destroying a great part of the children which their fruitful marriages produce.”