Everybody is a hypocrite. You can't live on this planet without being a hypocrite.

No one is born evil; it's just the choices that they make.

For it not to be safe for kids in school, it's tragic.

To publicly shame and attack someone who's been found to be harassed, to intimidate someone who's found to already have been harassed is unacceptable.

Quakers are terrific.

I find there's this weird anger thing: Someone will approach me at the bar and say, 'Hey, can I buy you a drink?' And I'll say, 'No, I'm okay.' And then all of a sudden, there's this male anger flip, where they go, 'Oh, you know what? I wasn't even gonna buy you a drink, 'cause you're not even that cute anyway,' and walk away.

Running in heels can be treacherous, and don't get me started on fake eyelashes!

You have to understand the good in things, to detect the real evil.

The living nightmare for a red state NASCAR driver would be a gay French driver.

A lie should be tried in a place where it will attract the attention of the world.

I have no problem with trolls or negative comments.

A properly balanced story provides an equal representation of the negative and positive attributes of, I could say the world, but it's actually a being. 'Harry Potter''s a good example. So Harry's the hero, right. But he's tainted with evil. There's a dark and a light in every bit of that narrative. It's well balanced.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

An orphans curse would drag to hell A spirit from on high; But oh! How more horrible that that Is the curse in a dead man’s eye!

The major sin is the sin of being born.

For every snake, there is a ladder; for every ladder,a snake

Irrational terror is so hard to deal with.

Everyone must imagine his own snakes because no one else's snakes can ever be as awful.

On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.

Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and when you go back to normal driving, safe driving, prudent driving, it seems boring. That's the danger of drugs. At first it's intoxicating, but then the rest of your life you're trying to find that very first time. It never is the same.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

The Lord shapes the back to bear the burden placed upon it.

The most awful tyranny is that of the proximate Utopia where the last sins are currently being eliminated and where, tomorrow, there will be no more sins because all the sinners will have been wiped out. p. 22

Wrong doing must be punished. If not, it will proliferate until anarchy wears the robes of tolerance and understanding.