"Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty."

"A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."

"Any colour - so long as it's black."

"The trade of governing has always been monopolized by the most ignorant and the most rascally individuals of mankind."

"Those who want to reap the benefits of this great nation must bear the fatigue of supporting it."

"My favorite driver is always either the bad guy or the underdog."

"I have had a lifelong phobia of snakes."

"I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'"

"When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged."

"I can't worry about what other people are saying about me. At the end of the day, it's just their opinions, but if I said I don't hear it, or it doesn't bother me a little bit, I'd be lying to you."

"I got an owner that looks out for me. You can't beat that."

"I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil."

"Criticism of others is futile and if you indulge in it often you should be warned that it can be fatal to your career."

"Everybody has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on."

"Comparison is a brutal assault upon one's self. Once you compare yourself to someone else, what you're really saying is that what you're made of isn't good enough."

"I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil."

"We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way."

"Evil, when we are in its power, is not felt as evil, but as a necessity, even a duty"

"People have already dirtied my name too much."

"People are forever finding something wrong with you."

"I know what sin is."

Men do not get up and do mischief, without there is someone in the head of it.

I always believe in living in the country, because that's where what I eat is what I can put back in the dirt.