A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about.

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The U.S. Geological Survey has told me that the proven potential for oil in Alaska alone is greater than the proven reserves in Saudi Arabia.

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years.

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border.

... a faceless mass, waiting for handouts.

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".