Marriage Quotes
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"Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image of what I hoped for. It was part of the big picture."
Quote by -Demi Moore
"Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail."
Quote by -Demi Moore
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
Quote by -George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us."
Quote by -George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."
Quote by -George Bernard Shaw
"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
Quote by -Dorothy Parker
"There is something unnatural about marriage. These two people are not going to be the same people in a few years. The trick is to live your own life while sharing the same space."
Quote by -Dustin Hoffman
"To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife."
Quote by -Dustin Hoffman
"Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising."
Quote by -Edgar Watson Howe
"None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married."
Quote by -Edgar Watson Howe
"Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer."
Quote by -Edgar Watson Howe
"The first class opposition that appears in history coincides with the development of the antagonism between man and woman in monogamous marriage, and the first class oppression coincides with that of the female sex by the male."
Quote by -Friedrich Engels
"I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink."
Quote by -George Jean Nathan
"If you need to be bound to someone, then it's important to be married. If you are independent, then it's important to not be married."
Quote by -Goldie Hawn
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Quote by -Groucho Marx
"Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, ''What will you have, sir?'' And I said, ''A glass of hemlock.''"
Quote by -Ernest Hemingway
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
Quote by -Erma Bombeck
"For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy."
Quote by -Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Quote by -Erma Bombeck
"Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage."
Quote by -James Thurber
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
Quote by -Jennifer Aniston
“Marriages suffer from this same cycle. You start dating someone with wonder and anticipation, drunk on love. You romanticize everything about your partner, and even mundane activities like going to the grocery store together can seem like a fantastic date. But then you fall into a routine, and years later, you’ve become roommates, circling the same safe topics while packing lunches, the monotony broken only by occasional date nights. Deep down, you know why these parts of your life have gone stale. It’s because nothing new is happening. You may say you fear change, but the lack of change in your life is why you feel so blah. Monotony will drive any human relationship or endeavor into a ditch.”
Quote by -Mel Robbins
I would like to be married and have kids. I would like to do that... Yes, I could see me settling down at some point.
Quote by -Kenny Chesney
Is it not a lack of real affection that scares me away again and again from marriage. Is it a fear of the comfortable life, or nice furniture, of dishonor that I burden myself with, or even the fear of becoming a contented bourgeois?
Quote by -Albert Einstein
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Quote by -Albert Einstein
“A man imagines a happy marriage as a marriage of love; even if he makes fun of marriages that are without love, or feels sorry for lovers who are without marriage.”
Quote by -Gilbert K Chesterton