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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
Quote by -Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Quote by -Ron White
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.
Quote by -Ron White
I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
Quote by -Ron White
You can make bleak things funny but if you're glib about it, it doesn't work.
Quote by -Russell Howard
Whenever I come to Ireland, I end up just bantering with the crowd so the show will just be what it is.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I get panic attacks about dying, it's terrible. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my brain goes 'you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die.'
Quote by -Russell Howard
I spent a lot of my childhood sat on a wall thinking, waiting for my mum to pick me up.
Quote by -Russell Howard
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room: it's a 300 seater, which feels small but you can still get big laughs.
Quote by -Russell Howard
In the summer Regent's Park is one of the best places in the world with every nationality playing every sport.
Quote by -Russell Howard
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.
Quote by -Russell Howard
It's really frustrating when you write a show and it's really funny and someone and from Standards and Decency says, 'You can't put that in because it has a naughty word.'
Quote by -Russell Howard
I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I found out recently that my 'Good News' show has a big following in North Korea and the Vatican City! Who knew Kim Jong-un and the Pope liked fast-paced satire?
Quote by -Russell Howard
I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England.
Quote by -Russell Howard
But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I don't really have a political agenda, I just like things to be fair - I get angered by pomposity and privilege.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I like New York, I think you've got some of the best comics in the world here.
Quote by -Russell Howard
Chappelle is incredible. He is comfy on stage and he talks about big things and small things. He's a version of himself. That's what I've always wanted to be and hopefully I still am.
Quote by -Russell Howard
Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.
Quote by -Russell Howard
When you are doing stand up, it is the most glorious hour, when you are an X-Men version of yourself, with lasers coming out of your eyes.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I've never been on Facebook. My page is run for me. It is the same with Twitter.
Quote by -Russell Howard
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects who you are and what you talk about.
Quote by -Russell Howard
Your country becomes funnier the further you are from it. I remember seeing Boris Johnson on the news when I was in Hong Kong, and he looked so much more ridiculous.
Quote by -Russell Howard
The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.
Quote by -Russell Howard
The hit rap duo Kris Kross wore their trousers backwards, in the Nineties, and I wore my trousers backwards to a school disco. It led to some bullying.
Quote by -Russell Howard
Everything I experience in life, I put through the sausage-maker that is comedy, and then try to make it funny for others. Whether that is healthy or not remains to be seen.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I've reached the age of 32 with little wisdom, I'm afraid. It's tragic. I still have to turn to my mum and dad for every decision I make in life.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I don't want to do a rabidly left-wing show. I think it's much more interesting to turn the knife on yourself.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I bought my mum a car, and I bought my brother one of those hoverboards for Christmas, and I bought my family a holiday to Australia.
Quote by -Russell Howard
I buy a lot of Liverpool trinkets. I've got Philippe Coutinho's boot - I spent three grand on that. Which, you know, is insane. But it's Philippe Coutinho's boot, what you gonna do?
Quote by -Russell Howard