"I never use debit cards. I only use credit cards. This way, if someone does get my account number... and charges $1 million, by federal law, my liability is zero."

"Anyone with information on this attack is encouraged to contact local law enforcement, the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate, the nearest FBI office or the Diplomatic Security Service immediately."

"After careful consideration of the law and all the information that's available ... we came to the conclusion that the U.N. Population Fund monies go to Chinese agencies that carry out coercive programs."

"Anyone with information on this attack is encouraged to contact local law enforcement, the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate, the nearest FBI office or the Diplomatic Security Service immediately,"

"Today, and I'm very strongly against tax increases."

"Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up."

"Men are not governed by justice, but by law or persuasion. When they refuse to be governed by law or persuasion, they have to be governed by force or fraud, or both."

"He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature"

"Laws of nature have no physical properties of mass /energy. They are platonic truths in transcendent realm that create & govern the Universe."

"You can't teach court savvy"

"I know a lawyer who'd love to retire and be an assistant coach. I mean, it's fun."

"My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow."

"I'm a very big public school advocate."

"There is no indication CUSD is not in compliance with state law."

"Lawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with."

"I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney."

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once."

"A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect."

"He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides."

"The power to charm the female has sometimes been more important than the power to conquer other males in battle. LAWS"

"We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universe, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act."

"One general law, leading to the advancement of all organic beings, namely, multiply, vary, let the strongest live and the weakest die."

"There is no law for farm labor organizing, save the law of the jungle."

"I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!"