"Always watch your back - when I was fourteen I got a tattoo of an eye on the back of my neck, so I could say I was always watchin' my back."

"I did some things to some people that was downright evil. Is it karma coming back to me - so much drama."

"I usually record all through the night, but I'm known for waking up early in the morning. Even if I had recorded till 3 or 4 in the morning I might wake up at 9 or 10. I never sleep till 1 o clock."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

"I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."

"LOVE lives by giving and forgiving.  Self lives by getting and forgetting."

"When I walk down the runway, my main goal is to not think about the people watching. The idea of all eyes on me would make me too uncomfortable. As I step on the runway, I take a deep breath, focus on a point in the distance, and go!"

"I understand that kids look up to me, that some people might have gotten sober because of me."

"I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)"

"It was really strange for me when I started to play concerts in America where the audiences were all sitting down."

"Being famous was extremely disappointing for me. When I became famous it was a complete drag and it is still a complete drag."

"I usually solve problems by letting them devour me."

"Eventually, I think Chicago will be the most beautiful great city left in the world."

"We should be very concerned: if identity theft is so simple to do, what's to stop me from entering this country and assuming the identity of someone else for the sole purpose of living here illegally for terrorist reasons? That alone would be a concern."

"If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'."

"The biggest thing that concerns me is when we start getting countries using cybercrime to shut down infrastructure, electricity, communications systems, the Internet, et cetera."

"I crave time in all its duration, and I want to be myself unconditionally."

"I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow."

"I would really rather feel bad in Maine than feel good anywhere else"