I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such broad strokes because it's so easy to stereotype women and write them off. I got tired of that, and I wanted to explain: We are not crazy. There's a method to our madness.

As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.

At the end of the day, all there is is making yourself happy.

You can't deny the truth. And that's what makes smart comedy so good.

I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.

I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking.

I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.

I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people.

A very long time ago, I accepted that travel is just a necessary evil, and unlike many things in my life, I decided going with the flow would make it less painful.

The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.

Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship of a creature covered in fur, and you don't have to take it for a walk, and it can feed itself. Less maintenance. Surely any man can appreciate the practicality of this choice.

You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.

I believe in always having a lot of irons in the fire.

My comedy is a bit cartoonlike, if I really think about it.

I believe in having a neat workspace because everything else in my life is so unpredictable, and my mind is so crowded - I wake up with commercials from the '90s blaring in my head. I try to give myself a fighting chance by having an organized workspace.

I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people.

When you can analyze situations and figure out what's best for you, based on you and not some preconceived notion of what society expects, then nothing is a threat.

Being sexually harassed is the worst. Sorry. Let me rephrase that. Being sexually harassed by an ugly guy is the worst... If he's hot, it's just plain old flirting.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I have three family members who are in the law enforcement.

I always wanted to be on 'Sesame Street,' that kind of a thing, puppets and fun and original songs and fairy tales.